MELAN(age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she
was so old she didn’t remember any more. Melanie said, "If you don’t
remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to
six."
STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom good night. "I love you so
much h that when you die I’m going to bury you outside my bedroom
window."
BRITTANY (age 4) had an earache and wanted a pain killer. She tried
in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her
Mom explained it was a child-proof cap and she’d have to open it for
her.Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: "How does it know it’s me?
SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups.
"Please don’t give me this juice again," she said, "It makes my
teeth cough."
TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather
wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and
then asked, "Why doesn’t your skin fit your face?"
MELAN(age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she
was so old she didn’t remember any more. Melanie said, "If you don’t
remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to
six."
STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom good night. "I love you so
much h that when you die I’m going to bury you outside my bedroom
window."
BRITTANY (age 4) had an earache and wanted a pain killer. She tried
in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her
Mom explained it was a child-proof cap and she’d have to open it for
her.Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: "How does it know it’s me?
SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups.
"Please don’t give me this juice again," she said, "It makes my
teeth cough."
TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather
wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and
then asked, "Why doesn’t your skin fit your face?"
